Many of the arsenal cavaliers puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. The policeman said to himself I cant let his family see him like this, so before calling them, he took the Spurs shirt off. the other one wore no knickers and she supported Arsenal. Tottenham fan admits assault on Arsenal's Aaron Ramsdale after north replies Arsene. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win a trophy?Turns off the Xbox. She asks Mary why she is a Liverpool supporter. "Intelligence reports indicate that the latest additions to the Ukranian arsenal are damaged and outdated, and many won't pose any threat to us at all." The receptionist replies The fan had got down to the front of the stand, stood on the hoardings and aimed a kick at Ramsdale, before being pushed away by a steward and disappearing back up the stands. Sporting Lisbon have a bad history with Arsenal while Tottenham might have inadvertently helped their rivals to success in Europe. Here you'll find all collections you've created before. "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door." Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh. Q: What is the shortest book in the world called? ?A Space Invader.Jokes About ArsenalHow long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?Donkeys years.Arsenal Football Club JokesHow many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.Jokes About ArsenalHeard the one about David Seaman?He never keeps a clean sheet.Arsenal FC JokesWhen Gazza scored at Wembley, Seaman was all over the place.Arsenal FC JokesWhat's the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?One takes dope and the rest are dopes.Jokes About ArsenalWhat have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?Their both red and white and full of coke.Jokes ArsenalWhy is the pitch at Highbury so green?Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.Arsenal jokesHow come Arsenal fans don't fall asleep during a match?The smell of their ground keeps them awake.Arsenal JokesWhat's the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?Pro-plus (sleep repellant).Best Arsenal JokesWhat's the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?Horlicks.Best Jokes About ArsenalWhat is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.Arsenal JokesWhat is the difference between Jon Pertwee and Ray Parlour?Ray Parlour still looks like Worzel Gummidge.Arsenal FC JokesAt Highbury, what is the difference between the words 'disciplinary' and 'football'? Please refresh the page and try again. Would Any Arsenal Supporter Wear A Tottenham Shirt For Money? It was almost as though football was exercising its yin and yang, using divine intervention to restore balance in the universe by ensuring that Arsenal's primacy was to be protected. ", Another said: "The fact Arsenal have to put that on their website shows how threatened they are of us nowadays. Q: Why do Tottenham blokes drink from a saucer? Ever since the Gunners made the move from south of the river to Islington in 1913, there's been needle between the red and white sides of north London. Arsenal might be top of the Premier League by five points, and clear of local rivals Tottenham Hotspur by 11 points, but one fan still thinks the Spurs players are better. Q: Why are Arsenal jokes getting dumb and dumber? "I gave them some back and the few people I did do it to was probably well-greeted, sportsmanship-like. Do you have some pictures or graphics to add? He takes another one and jumps.The third passenger was Mikel Arteta: I am the Manager of Arsenal FC and I am one of the most creative, most intelligent, and well-remembered football players. A: They're both empty from the neck up. "I've good news and bad news for you this morning, sir." Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?Because hes a Spurs supporter. How did Harry Kane pay his tributes to the Queen?By giving 90 minutes of silence against Sporting CP. A: The accused. Why have Spurs announced that they are relaying the pitch at White Hart Lane with sheets of A4?Apparently, they can beat anyone on paper. Why did Jos Mourinho got sacked by Spurs?He aint that special. There was plenty for Arsenal fans to cheer about on Sunday, as they increased their lead at the top of the Premier League table to eight points, with a win over local rivals Tottenham Hotspur. There were three football fans one each from the clubs Arsenal, Manchester City and Liverpool they were walking in the desert and found a dead camel. Their plane crashes in the middle of the ocean, and each of them ends up on a desert island with only one sheep. They come across a dead camel and are having trouble deciding who gets what? ", The dealer replies, "It's voice activated. Q: What do you call 100 Tottenham Hotspur supporters at the bottom of a cliff? TwiceFC Arsenal Funny JokesFire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning "Mr Wenger sir, Highbury is on fire! He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition. Why are Bayern fans sad?No Arsenal again in UCL this season. An encyclopedia of football shirts and boots knowledge both past and present Mark has also been to the FA Cup and League Cup finals for FFT and has written pieces for the mag ranging on subjects from Bobby Robson's season at Barcelona to Robinho's career. ?He kept throwing out the W's.Best Arsenal JokesWhat do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head ? A: I cry when I cut up onions "So you're an Arsenal fan, that's interesting. Meanwhile, a Manchester United star faces a snub from . It is not the first time that an Arsenal fan has gotten away with it too, with another supporter also going viral for doing similar in the away game against Chelsea. BETWEEN TOTTENHAM and ARSENAL FANS at NORTH LONDON DERBY 'Disciplinary' is the only one associated with the word 'action'.FC Arsenal JokesWhats the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.Arsenal Funny JokesWhat is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?The tea stays in the cup longer!Arsenal Funny JokesHow did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?''Smashing! Pope said to the 5th passenger, an 8-year-old girl, Im an old man. A: A mosquito stops sucking. It can sustain you when times are tough, as they have been for Arsenal in a season when Wenger's position and the direction of the club have been scrutinised and pulled apart like never before. Q: Did you hear that Tottenham Hotspur doesn't have a website? He always reacts like that when we lose a match. A pause, and a smile. Arsenal's crown in 2004. You can wrap a word in square brackets to make it appear bold. "Arsenal Story JokesTwo men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Gunners have lost again. What do you say to a Spurs fan with a good-looking bird on his arm?Nice tattoo. Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly? ", This satisfies the woman, who immediately gets back into the car and drives for home. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Theres an article here about a man who traded his wife for an Arsenal season ticket. Twice. He wants us to win the European Trophy, the dogs owner replies.The pub owner then asked what the dog says when Tottenham wins an away European match, to which the man replied, I dont know. A: Nice tattoo The last title won on a Spurs ground? Sporting Lisbon have never scored against Arsenal and Tottenham (Emery who? Arsenal fans still celebrate in song the glory years when they enjoyed title victory on enemy territory at Tottenham in the Double-winning year of 1971 and again under Arsene Wenger in 2004. Whats the problem with Martin degaard?Odegaard wouldnt shoot Hitler if he had a gun. Arsenal are to allow their goal keepers, to train without a mask, Enjoy the team's latest comic relief and have a laugh at their expense, from FIFA to Scunthorpe! For further details of our complaints policy and to make a complaint please click this link: thesun.co.uk/editorial-complaints/, Tottenham were trolled by Arsenal for their lack of trophies on the Gunners' online store, Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO). if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man". Lukas Podolski The bad news for Arsenal is that in much the same way as Tottenham's repetitious subordination to their rivals has become a punchline, Arsenal invite jokes of their own by being stuck in their own time loop of disappointment. Q: How do you casterate a Spurs supporter? Arsenal fan Laura Woods twists knife in to Tottenham supporter Jamie O If you click the basket without any items having been added, a pop-up message on the site will show up. Here is an unforgettable collection of Arsenal jokes and banter, from their Champions League run to the mocking from nearby clubs like Liverpool and Tottenham. "The Sun", "Sun", "Sun Online" are registered trademarks or trade names of News Group Newspapers Limited. SOL CAMPBELL has slammed Tottenham fans for the years of abuse aimed at him following his move to Arsenal. Two days on and it still doesn't seem real: the dreamlike final weekend of the season, which in its sweeping drama proved once again that Tottenham will manage to unearth increasingly amazing ways, performing bizarre acts of contortion, to finish below Arsenal in the Premier League table. A: He turns off the PlayStation. Q: Did you hear that Arsenal doesn't have a website? You will receive a verification email shortly. Finally, things might be starting to turn our way! The two examples show that football fans are capable of behaving impeccably, because usually it's one or two morons ruining it for everyone else. Arsenal fan hides in plain sight in Tottenham Hotspur fans during north They called the police and then, for decency, decided to cover her up. Knock, knock. Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Spurs fan? The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. The Gunners have left supporters in shock for mocking their North London rivals over their lack of silverware through their online shop. Be it the home match against Leicester City in the season 2015/16 or the away match in Europa League R16 at Zagreb in season 2020/21, Spurs find a way to cheer their rival fans.In the current season, Tottenhams last-minute failure against Sporting Lisbon extended Antonio Contes dreadful champions league record. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. A: The accused. A: Because all the cups are in Manchester. Q: What do you call a dead Tottenham Fan in a closet? As the goals flew in for Arsenal at Emirates Stadium in their 4-0 win against Aston Villa, in Newcastle the opposite was being inflicted on Tottenham as they somehow slumped to a 5-1 deficit against a relegated team with 10 men. Q: Whats the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a mosquito? It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house. This service is provided on News Group Newspapers' Limited's Standard Terms and Conditions in accordance with our Privacy & Cookie Policy. When the police arrived they needed to examine the body so the policeman lifted the Spurs cap and looked at one breast, then he lifted the Watford cap and examined the other. To make sure you never miss out on your favourite NEW stories, we're happy to send you some reminders, Click 'OK' then 'Allow' to enable notifications, .css-1diosym{color:black;}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.css-1diosym{color:#fff;}}Published7:57,16 January 2023 GMT@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.css-jirzs7{color:#72B97D;}}| Last updated8:01,16 January 2023 GMT. Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A: A good start! Select it and click on the button to choose it. While Tottenham are normally the butt of everyone's jokes on Deadline Day with their customary trolley dash after everyone is already fixed up, now it is the other way around with Spurs fans . Which team always starts the match with a bang?The Gunners! Coach Ivan plays on passion but walkoff is a step too far, Transfer Talk: Bayern still keen on Kane despite new Choupo-Moting deal, Reiten's, Maanum's parallel paths in Norway intersect in League Cup final. ", The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then? Arsenal has been in the Champions League for 18 years straight and hasnt won it, what are they gonna miss?The anthem. Then Snow White says, "How do I know I'm the most beautiful woman in the world? Why does Arsenal FC plant potatoes at the edge of the pitch?So they have something major to lift at the end of the season. Some shocking goalkeeping by Hugo Lloris allowed the visitors to go ahead in just the 14th minute, with the recent World Cup runner up dropping a shot that was straight at him into the goal. The jibe is common between the two sets of fans. Arsenal Story JokesArsene Wenger was to meet his new girlfriend outside the Cinema at 7pm, at 9pm she had still not arrived, so he went home furious. An Arsenal fan has gone viral, after following in the footsteps of his fellow fan, by hiding in the home end during the north London derby. "Because I'm not an Arsenal fan." it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks. blame the incident on Mikel Arteta's actions, mad at some referee decisions during the draw, Tottenham Hotspur fan names seven Spurs players in his north London combined XI, "We go there" - Arsenal star makes bullish North London derby claim ahead of Tottenham clash, Arsenal Suffer A Disastrous First Half In North London Derby, Arsenal star Ben White taunts Tottenham fans after being substituted in the north London derby. Then guy from ARSEnal saysi'm not hungry. Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind, A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said A her husband, A Primary school teacher explains to her class that she is a Tottenham Hotspur supporter. Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Arsenal tickets? Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale kicked by fan following victory over He takes one and jumps.The fourth passenger was the Pope. Maybe there is someone uglier than me!" Like the massive whopper that he is, Richard Keys somehow managed to blame the incident on Mikel Arteta's actions on the touchline. A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. "Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Select it and click on the button to choose it.Then click on the link if you want to upload up to 3 more images. Southampton v Leicester City live stream, match preview, team news and kick-off time for this Premier League match, Shaun Wright-Phillips thinks dad Ian Wright regrets that his sons didnt play for Arsenal, Erling Haaland's agent drops HUGE hint over future transfer: 'Real Madrid is a dreamland', Brighton v West Ham live stream, match preview, team news and kick-off time for this Premier League match, Arsenal v Bournemouth live stream, match preview, team news and kick-off time for this Premier League match. A: Because the cup's always in Manchester! To see all content on The Sun, please use the Site Map. The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Whats the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a mosquito?A mosquito stops sucking. Arsenal fans are inviting jokes of own failures by laughing at Tottenham Arsenal currently sit above seventh-placed Spurs in the Premier League table on goal difference, though Tottenham do have a game in hand over Mikel Arteta's men. Washington should change their name to "Senators," and Cleveland could become the "Steamers.". But even though there's plenty of animosity between the two clubs, it doesn't often spill over into the official spokespeople, channels or accounts of either team openly mocking one another. Recall that . On her way home she notices that only one radio station works. Suddenly, the driver saw a Tottenham supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. A Liverpool fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Gunners supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Arsenal jersey. PREMIER LEAGUEArsenal charged by FA following red card complaints in defeat to Man City, DEADLINE DAYBarcelona boss Xavi warned NOT to sign Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, OPINION5 reasons it's a GOOD thing the Gunners didn't sign anyone in January, Thank you for reading 5 articles this month* Join now for unlimited access, Enjoy your first month for just 1 / $1 / 1, *Read 5 free articles per month without a subscription. A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! The jibe is common between the two sets of fans. Watch Champions League Live Tottenham fan kicks Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale in back after drama-filled end to Premier League clash It took place behind the Gunners' goal when Ramsdale. Q: Why did God make Tottenham Hotspur supporters smelly? "Why do I need help?" Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Gunners fan? Sunday was a rather bizarre event. Whats up? He asks. Arteta recently went mad at some referee decisions during the draw with Newcastle United and Keys used the Ramsdale incident as an excuse to bring up his favourite narrative, claiming the Spaniard's 'inflammatory behaviour' was to blame. Tottenham fan Joseph Watts, 35, has pleaded guilty at Uxbridge Magistrates' Court to assaulting Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale on the pitch after the North London Derby against Tottenham Hotspur on January 15. Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea? England and Wales company registration number 2008885. A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Tottenham Hotspur Fan. Real Madrid's Toni Kroos appeared on a podcast with his brother, Felix, who slammed FIFA's decision to award former Arsenal goalkeeper, Emi Martinez, the Best Goalkeeper gong, saying it was a . "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Gunners supporter." Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Visit our corporate site (opens in new tab). The rude-abega. This is where you can join supporters clubs, follow Arsenal on social media, download exclusive wallpapers and vote for your player of the month. He writes, "Spurs fan saves friend from vicious animal. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. He has to wear a support Arsenal. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. "Why I'm proud to be a Liverpool supporter. (Whos there?)Gunner. FREE BETS:GET OVER 2,000 IN NEW CUSTOMER DEALS, One user tweeted: "Arsenal have lost their manners. Browse and manage your votes from your Member Profile Page, Your email address will not be published. BA1 1UA. Ive only had him for like 20 months.. What is Tottenhams new trophy room name?The Room. To use social login you have to agree with the storage and handling of your data by this website. What is the difference between Euro and Conte?Euro works in Europe. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" How do you know Antonio Conte must have hurt his leg whilst at Tottenham Hotspur?He is always relying on Son and Kane. Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password. )Emery day Arsenal fans are hoping for a better season! It only receives one station! Did you hear about Arsenals 6th consecutive season in Europa League?They are going to visit places we have only seen in Bible to play football. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet? "Because I'm not an Arsenal fan." But in amid the delight and schadenfreude enveloping the red half of north London, there is a lesson, too, for Arsenal fans about the sport's cyclical nature. 58 Votes For other inquiries, Contact Us. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); ", Feeling the need to point out their trophies won, this fan messaged: "Last time I checked, 3 European Trophies, 2 League Titles, 8 FA Cups, 4 League Cups.". A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. Required fields are marked *. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. Result from The London Stadium: West Ham 1 (Maradona 10 minutes) Tottenham Hotspur 1 (Kane 89 minutes). They cant believe it, he has single-handedly got a draw against Spurs!They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. Arsenal and Tottenham are currently battling for the top four. Reckless Driver I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes. Q: Why don't they drink tea at Emirates Stadium? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. I support Liverpool so I will eat it's Liver A booming voice welcomes them as they walk through the doors. A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. Why do ducks fly over Emirates Stadium upside down? The Gunners have discovered their Europa League fate after being . He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points. What trophy will Arsenal win this season?August invincibles. This Arsenal team is demonstrating dominance and superiority over their opponents. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. One turns to the other and says "Hey Arthur! Three elderly football enthusiasts enter a church. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "Arsenal Story JokesTwo Gunners fans are on the plane on the way to Holland. Tottenham 0-2 Arsenal: Gunners fans dreaming of Premier League title Twice. Arsenal JokesA Spurs fan and an Arsenal fan get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Why is Arsenal gutted at the collapse of the European Super League?They were really looking forward to the possibility of finishing as high as 12th place. A: I cry when I cut up onions Q: How do you keep a Spurs fan from masterbating? "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker.", A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The general shifted in his seat and looked down at the table. cried Wenger, "that's a big word for a Seven year old!! What does THFC stand for?Tottenham Heading For the Championship. "can I have a Big Mac! Ouch. Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal supporter and a baby? A: They're both empty from the neck up. A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years! 1) I don't get religion, believing in someone that did great things thousands of years ago in the hope they may do it again A bit like. Sol Campbell slams Tottenham fans' abuse over controversial Arsenal Career Day Three elderly football enthusiasts enter a church. Do you have any questions or comments? Funny Arsenal Jokes Arsenal's 100% win record start to the EPL season 2022-23 was finally ended after six games, and fans are speculating about a similar pattern in previous seasons post-Wenger era. A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog on Tuesday night. Arsenal Jokes Back to: Sports Jokes Follow @quickjokes Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff? She immediately turns the car around and heads back to the dealer. What is the difference between Tottenham and a book?A book has a title. Last season, during a match against Reading , Gunners supporters chanted non-stop for Rocastle for the first 10 minutes of the fixture . Just type!Your story will appear on a Web page exactly the way you enter it here.
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